Dear diary, today was a weird day…
I woke up this morning with a strange feeling of happiness. Rushed to the corner coffee shop for my usual “double venti caramel macchiato” thinking to myself :”This is going to be a fine day for selling insurance door-to-door”.
32 houses, 2 macchiatos and a black eye, later : “I hate my life !”
I always thought I was meant for something greater, “Screw this, I’m done for today”. Got myself a coffee and
headed for home.
Hmmm … who would have thought you could die from caffeine poisoning !?
When I woke up, yeah I woke up after I died, everything was different. I was alive but not really, like a zombie from those old horror movies.At first, I really freaked out, but after a while I realized: “This couldn’t get any worse”. As I walked out of the crypt, cause that’s what it looked like, I realized the scenery had changed from the steel and glass buildings I was used to seeing every day, to a creepy forest decorated with spider webs and graves everywhere.
Something started walking towards me …
“Welcome to Tririsfal Glades… “